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BILLIONAIRE DRAMA Trump vs. Musk: The Ultimate Billionaire Meltdown
A curated overview of erratic and unorthodox actions Trump took over the past year, especially in relation to Elon Musk.
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POLITICS Trump Claims He Invented Email During Presidential Debate
Former president makes yet another outlandish claim about his technological contributions to society.
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WEIRD SH*T Hair Emergency: Strong Winds Reveal Trump's Elaborate Coiffure System
What meteorologists are calling a 'category one hair event' has exposed the complex engineering behind the former president's signature look.
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MEDIA MELTDOWNS Trump Launches New Social Media Platform That Immediately Crashes
The platform reportedly crashed when Trump attempted to upload all of his thoughts simultaneously.
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LEGAL CIRCUS Trump Attempts to Sue Gravity After Falling at Rally
In what legal experts are calling 'the most ridiculous lawsuit of all time,' former President Trump has announced plans to sue gravity itself after an embarrassing fall at his latest rally.
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WEIRD SH*T Trump Claims He's 'Much Better Looking' Than Abraham Lincoln
In a bizarre comparison during a campaign rally, Trump rated his appearance against the 16th president.
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POLITICS Trump Suggests Injecting Disinfectant as COVID Treatment
During a White House briefing, Trump suggested that injecting disinfectant might be a treatment for COVID-19, prompting immediate warnings from medical experts.
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